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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:34
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This Quirky Accessory Can Actually Make Walking Easier And Boost Heart Health - HuffPost
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Cher’s son Elijah Blue Allman hospitalized after drug overdose: report - Page Six
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Reddit sports communities central to new AI lawsuit - Awful Announcing
Unacceptable again!
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Donald Trump says he will only pick Fed chair who cuts interest rates - Financial Times
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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A closer look at the striking metamorphosis of Tyrese Haliburton - NBA
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Algorithm to analyze smartphone app data can predict MS symptoms - Multiple Sclerosis News Today
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...